When it comes to bold claims, Jonah Falcon isn’t exactly shy. Known for his legendary bulge, Falcon – the man with the “biggest penis in the world” – claims he’s become a bedroom legend among award-winning celebrities who can’t get enough of his Oscar-sized wiener.
When Jonah Falcon was just 13, he claims he was already measuring 9.5 inches – a fact that left his classmates stunned and his reputation quickly growing.
By the time he reached college, the whispers had turned into full-blown buzz, and by 25, he claimed to have gone on over 1,500 dates.
Though he famously turned down a career in adult entertainment, Falcon hasn’t always kept things completely PG. He has admitted to accepting cash for intimate photos – and even a few steamy encounters. One woman paid $500 just to see him in his underwear, while another spent $1,000 for the full experience.
“It’s really about my ego. My ego is bigger than my sexuality,” Falcon, 54, confessed in an older interview with Rolling Stone.
Today, Falcon claims his penis measures 9.5 inches flaccid, 13.5 inches erect, and is “thicker than [his] wrist.” ‘Prominent bulges’
While some people have paid good money for a glimpse of Falcon’s legendary asset, not everyone is thrilled to see it walking down the street.
Aware of the public stares and awkward double takes, the man with “the biggest penis in the world” says he often chooses baggy, pleated pants to keep his now-iconic bulge less noticeable.
“Since my testicles are extremely large, I’m conscious of prominent bulges,” he said in a 2022 interview with the Daily Mail. “I tend to wear baggy or pleated pants to go ‘incognito.’”
But it’s not just public reactions that have complicated things – it’s his own sex life as well. The Private Dicks: Men Exposed actor has openly discussed how his anatomy has changed with age, revealing that “For some reason, it’s gotten thicker to the point that I can’t receive oral sex.”
“Intercourse requires a very slow entry. And getting fully erect is harder now – I think it’s just age.”
‘Unexplained bulge’
It has even caused airport drama, as Falcon explained that when going through security, he tries to “ball it up a bit so it looks like a round mass… God help me if I get an erection…”
But the noticeable bulge in his pants once caught the attention of security at Los Angeles International Airport, where he was flagged for what appeared to be a suspicious object.
“I was recently stopped by LAX airport security for a giant unexplained bulge in my pants caught by a scanner,” he revealed. “They frisked me and confirmed I was ‘all natural.’ This is a normal occurrence with electric scanning devices though.”
Oscar-sized wiener
In a 2021 appearance on ITV’s This Morning, Falcon made a major confession about the popularity of his larger-than-life anatomy. He claims that when erect, it is the same size as an Academy Award – and that, like his “Hollywood sausage,” it has attracted many celebrities.
“I’ve slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners. But I can’t talk about that,” the Unhung Hero actor told hosts Phillip Schofield and Josie Gibson.
“I can’t even say if it was men or women – it’s a very limited list, so I don’t want to narrow it down too far. It wasn’t Meryl Streep – I’ll just leave it at that.”
While he stayed vague about specifics, Falcon claimed that many of his famous flings came from the UK, and not all were Hollywood stars. Add a few adult film stars into the mix, and it’s clear Falcon’s love life is just as headline-worthy as his measurements.
He added, “Here’s the thing, a large majority are just very well known, not necessarily Hollywood. As a matter of fact, a big chunk of them come from the British Isles.”
